[ Long time no see, huh? At least not in a feed that Maria started, either way, but she has an important duty now so she absolutely had to make a post! Alternatively you might encounter her in Goldenrod, as she tugs on your sleeve to ask you this.

Never mind that Lion only told her to do this for Will, Maria decided that she has to ask everyone to bring them happiness and all. Don't try to follow her logic. It's borked nine-year-old logic. ]

Uu-! Everyone in Johto and.. uu-, what's the other place's name..? [ there's a pause, but then she gives up on guessing it. ] Maria has a ve-ry important question! So please listen to Maria!

[ there she goes! taking a deep breath.. ]

Are all of you ready to have boyfriends or girlfriends yet? Maria knows that having one must be a lot of fun, with how much everyone talks about it, but Lion said Maria should make sure to at least ask people first! Maria knows she's still too young, but it must be a lot of fun, right, right? Someone tell Maria more about it!

... Uu-, if anyone sees Will around they should ask Will if he's ready to have a girlfriend yet too. Maria heard he's going on dates, but Lion wasn't sure if Will was ready for one yet, so everyone has to ask him, okay?

[ another bright smile as she waves. ]

Thanks for answering, everyone! Maria will thank you a lot, uu-uu-!

[ When the feed starts there's a Maria gleefully beaming smiles at the camera. She's holding her arms around an Eevee egg, which she is proudly presenting to the camera that she has set down in front of her. ]

Uu-! Look everyone, Maria got a present! This means Maria's number of friends will increase once again when it hatches, ri-ght? Will make sure to take very good care of it! Maria's sort of like its Mama, after all.

[ By the way she's swinging that egg around she isn't really following up on her words. But it will be fine eventually.. hopefully.. ]

Thank you, Asahina-san-! Uu-!

Tomoyo, you're going to be a big sister, uu! You have to make sure to be responsible and show your baby brother or sister the good example soon, okay?

... Uu, Tomoyo?

[ Maria looks around her, a slight confused expression on her face as she searches for her Pokémon. But then the Misdreavus suddenly appears behind her, letting out a quite creepy giggle.. but Maria doesn't seem fazed at all. In fact, she giggles along just as creepily. ]

Kihihihi!

[ Yes, the fairly creepy duo giggles go on for some time after that. Why are they laughing? Nobody knows. ]